Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i think im in europe. pls send help
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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