and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize