I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
apparently the secret to your success is patron
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I am available for nakedness
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