i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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