okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
