big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Houston, we have a blender
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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