is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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