I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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