There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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