So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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