I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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