I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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