she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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