I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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