Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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