There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My breasts were aching with rage.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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