I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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