there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
