dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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