Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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