My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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