Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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