You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
They are going to name an STD after you.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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