Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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