mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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