The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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