I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
oh god the rape fog is back!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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