Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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