I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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