Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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