people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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