good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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