are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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