this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
