just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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