hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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