i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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