Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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