bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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