I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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