Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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