Tell her she can't have a vagina
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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