We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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