The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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