yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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