stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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