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piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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