I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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