woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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