youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I have already put on my inside pants.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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