what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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