i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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