honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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