No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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